third world countries

So i was playing basketball in the oval (somewhere in queens but not too far from brooklyn) when i bunch of indonesian kids stole my car keys and cell phone. My god brother calls me up saying he knows the address and that they want a prize for finding something i didn't loose. so i went there, took my shit back, argued with the indonesian kids father about how his kids are thief's and not my savior, then i find out they erased everything in my blackberry. that means my next 7 post are all erased. DAMN those third world countries and kidnapping shit for ransom....... This is AMERICA. arghhh